SpongeBob Raves Dej nyab Teb Chaws Asmeskas, Mount Hauv Manhattan

Lub Big Bubble Rave yav tas los hu ua The Bikini Bottom Rave feem ntau hu ua The SpongeBob Rave ua raws li cua daj cua dub. Nws yog tus successor rau smash (lub qhov ncauj) ntaus Shrek Rave, lub swamp ntawm lub roob saum toj kawg nkaus franchises.

Bikini Bottom's maturest suab paj nruag pib nyob rau hauv St. Louis, ua hauj lwm nws txoj kev mus rau Kansas, nres los ntawm San Diego, scraped Sacramento, spat los ntawm Seattle, coj tuscon, noj Atlanta, hopped los ntawm Houston, pranked Pontiac, peaked lub paj ntawm Pensacola, licked Louisville , nailed New York, knocked out Nashville, banked culture credit in Baltimore, and mounted or plan to mount Montreal, Las Vegas, Dallas, Minneapolis, Silver Spring, Grand Rapids, Anaheim, Ft. Lauterdale, Denver, Albuquerque, Cleveland, Tempe, thiab Fort Wayne, thiab lwm yam metroplexes.

cov SpongeBob Rave nyob rau hauv Manhattan zoo siab txais tos metalheads, thawj zaug ravers, tus ntoo khaub lig ntawm ob hauv tsav, Vermonties, Connecticutants, Tex-hens, miv los ntawm Houston, K-poppers, Philadolphins, English-poj niam, Russians nrog kev lom zem zoo li dej khov hauv qab cov tsho tawv dub, thiab Long Island mites. Thiab nws tau tuav qhov zoo tshaj plaws ntawm lawv txhua tus - tus qab zib tshaj plaws, txo hwj chim tshaj, siab tshaj, sab ntsuj plig tshaj, funny tshaj - Brooklynites.

Cov neeg hauv ntiaj teb los ntawm txhua lub ntiaj teb zoo, tau sawv cev, sim ua kom zoo tshaj plaws.

cov SpongeBob Rave muaj xinesmas thiab sawv-up comedy cov neeg sau xov xwm nug cov phooj ywg tshiab yuav ua li cas hauv nroog. Cov lus teb tuaj raws li ntsiag to ntawm lawv cov phooj ywg, befuddled. NYU cov tub ntxhais kawm tau tos lawv cov qhab nia MCAT, tawm ntawm lawv lub taub hau ib pliag los seev cev.

Qee tus tuaj tawm hauv lawv cov ris tsho nyiam. Lwm tus tau hnav lawv tus kheej hauv kev ua si costume. Yog hais tias lawv tuaj nyob rau hauv ib tug hnav ris tsho, nws yog ib tug convincing hiav txwv tsiaj - ib hom ntawm cov ntaub mermaid - ib tug masquerade, ib txwm ua si ntawm lub neej thaum kawg tau lees paub ntawm lawv lub qhov ncauj qhov ntswg yog hais tias tsis yog lawv cov theem, yog hais tias tsis yog lawv lub ntsej muag.

Vajvoog tsim thiab ib tug los ntawm ib tug bold thiab gilled ua. Cov voj voog tsim, thiab cov neeg nyob hauv cov npuas npau taws cuam tshuam lawv lub xub pwg nyom thiab lub duav ntawm ib leeg tsis muaj kev ncaj ncees. Lawv khoov lawv lub hauv caug thiab ib nrab-lub siab ua raws li kev sib tw - Latin, EDM, Pop, thim rov qab, thiab Dubstep hauv zaj nkauj.

Cov yeeb yam muag tau tshwm sim nyob rau hauv qhov tsis txawj tuag Webster Hall hmo ntuj tom qab De La Soul qhov khoom plig, ib qho kev tshwm sim ntawm qhov tsis muaj peev xwm hais tau hauv suab paj nruag keeb kwm ua yeeb yam.

Cov neeg ua haujlwm thoob plaws ntiaj teb hu ua Big Bubble rave "txawv." Ib txhia luag ntxhi zoo li rab phom tuav ntawm lawv cov pos hniav. Ib txhia smirked zoo li txiv laum huab xeeb thiab jelly. Ib txhia tau ua haujlwm tau peb hnub ncaj. Qee tus tsis tuaj yeem saib los ntawm lub tsho tiv no los yog qhov nkag ntub dej. Qee tus orchestrated ua yeeb yam zoo li London Symphonic. Thiab ib txhia glistened nrog qhov zoo gumption ntawm demigods saib zoo li owls, bountiful li hiav txwv, muaj zog li lightening thiab aimed - tsov ntxhuav ntawm lawv tej hauj lwm nyob ib ncig ntawm lawv lub xub pwg nyom.

“Peb tau txais lub hnab looj tes; peb tau txais hnab looj tes vape, "hais tias ib nkawm niam txiv.

“Shrek yog kuv nyiam movie thiab SpongeBob yog qhov kuv nyiam ua yeeb yam, ”tus tuna hais.

"Kuv tau txais lub raj mis dej puv ntawm Henny hauv lub tsho tiv no," nws hais. "Kuv mam li rov qab."

"Nrhiav qhov kev kub ntxhov," hais tias lwm tus txiv neej, loj dua ib tus neeg hauv pawg neeg tsis yog cov neeg ua haujlwm. "Qhov ntawd yog qhov kev lom zem tshwm sim."

"Nrhiav lub qhov," hais tias nws tus phooj ywg.

"Kuv tsis tau ua kua qaub ib pliag," ib tug txiv neej hais. "Tab sis kuv nyiam tshuaj."

"Kuv nyiam plankton," hais tias ib tug menyuam kawm ntawv qib siab. "Nws yog ib tug menace rau tib neeg."

"Qhov ntawd rub koj mus rau nws?" nug nws tus phooj ywg. Nws cov lus teb yog ntsuas nod.

"Peb laus dhau lawm, tab sis peb nyob ntawm no," tus tub ntxhais kawm tshiab hais.

“Qhov no yog kuv thawj zaug rave; Kuv yog ib tug hlau taub hau ntau dua,"hais xya tus neeg sib txawv.

“Yog hais tias kuv yuav mus rave, kuv yuav tsum pib nrog SpongeBob,” hais tias ib tug bloke.

"Peb nyiam seaweed," hais tias ib tug ntses.

"Kuv yuav tau txais lub caj dab tattoo ntawm Gary," ib tug neeg lees paub.

"Capitalism?" nug ib tug txiv neej nyob rau hauv ib lub tsho khuam. "Nws zoo thaum kuv tau nyiaj," nws teb.

"Leej twg tus f *** xav tias tam sim no nautical?" nug ib disc jockey.

"Puas yuav muaj npuas?" nug ib tug bartender.

"Dab tsi?" nug ib tug jellyfish rov qab.

"Puas yuav muaj npuas," nws hais, polishing ib khob. "Txhua tus neeg nug."

"Kuv-" hais tias strawberry gelatinous jellyfish.

“Puas yuav muaj?” nug tus bartender.

"Qhov twg kuv freaks ntawm?" nug tus disc jockey.

Ib tug lobster raving hais tias, "DoodleBob yog tus se ***est cim nyob rau hauv Bikini hauv qab." Nws tus phooj ywg hais tias, tsis yog, nws yog Larry. Thiab ib tug neeg nres lawv hopping thiab siv los cuam tshuam rau Sandy sawv cev.

“Shrek Rave tau tawg; peb nyob ntawm no mus txog peb sawv ntxov. Kuv headbanged 'txog peb thaum sawv ntxov, thiab kuv cov plaub muag tsis poob, "hais tias ib tug raver los ntawm Is Nrias teb. “Kuv zoo siab heev rau qhov ntawd. Nws lom zem thiab zoo siab thiab ua dag. "

"Nws yog kuv thawj Bikini Hauv qab Loj Npuas Rave," hais tias tus wizard. "Shrek Rave yog qhov tawg. Kuv tau ua tsib ncig xyuas lub luag haujlwm. Muaj qee cov suab paj nruag dank thiab dank nkauj. Koj tuaj yeem seev cev rau txhua yam, tab sis koj tsis tso lub pob ntseg ogre rau ntawm crocs tshwj tsis yog tias nws yog lub sijhawm zoo. "

Nws tus phooj ywg hais tias "Nws pheej rov qab los ntau dhau vim nws tsis nco qab lawv txhua zaus,"

"Kuv nco txog thawj teev," tus wizard hais. “Tib neeg qhia kuv tias kuv nyob mus txog thaum kawg thawj zaug. Kuv tsis nco qab sh**. Wb ua tiag. Kuv puas tau muaj lub kaus mom goofy goober ib lub lis piam dhau los? Tsis muaj."

“Nws yog nws qhov kev taw qhia rau SpongeBob, ”hais ib tug poj niam ntawm nws tus phooj ywg.

“Kuv niam tsis cia kuv saib SpongeBob loj hlob, ”tus phooj ywg ntawm nws tus kheej hais.

“Kuv hlub tshuaj!” qw ib tug txiv neej. "Meth!"

Ib tug poj niam thov kom muaj tus kheej SpongeBob sweaters, PJs, pam vov, hauv ncoo, ris tsho hauv qab, khoom siv ua noj, thom khwm, siv tawv, moos, thiab daim duab thaij duab nrog lub ntsej muag daj ntawm kev xyiv fab nws tus kheej. “Peb muaj tib lub hnub yug, Lub Xya Hli 14^th, ”nws hais, Gemini, yog li nws zoo li yuav dag.

"Nyob kuv ib tug ** b**** hais tias ib tug txiv neej.

"Qhov ntawd yog hom lub zog uas kuv xav tau," lwm tus hais.

"Qhov '** qhov nyob mus ib txhis' txhais li cas? Nws txhais tau tias koj tuaj yeem ua txhua yam koj xav tau. Koj tuaj yeem ua txhua yam koj xav tau ua. Tej zaum yuav muaj qhov tshwm sim yog, tab sis qhov ntawd tsis tas txhais tau tias koj yuav tsum txhawj xeeb txog lawv, "hais tias ib tug txiv neej uas nws lub tsho nyeem nrog cov bromide tau hais tseg.

"Koj yuav tsum mus tom ntej thiab ua qhov koj nyiam thiab tsis tas yuav txhawj xeeb txog qhov yuav tshwm sim rau koj," nws hais. “Vajtswv! Koj twb tau txhawj txog qhov txaus hauv lub neej. Yog hais tias koj yuav tsum nyuj mus rau lwm tus neeg txoj kev xav, qhov ntawd tsis nyob. "

"Kuv tau ua ntau qhov kev xam phaj," nws hais. "Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose."

Ib tug poj niam hais tias "Kuv tus ntxhais khib tiag tiag kuv nyob ntawm no." "Nws tau xa ntawv rau kuv f *** koj."

"Dab tsi yog De La Soul?" ib tug tub hluas nug ib tug neeg zov. Cov kev ruaj ntseg muab ob txhais tes mus rau vuag thiab hais tias 'meh.'

"Qhov no zoo li cas?" tus tub nug gestures rau tus SpongeBob Rave. Ob tug ntiv tes xoo.

Larry, Plankton, Sandy, Squilliam, Larry, SpongeBob, Squidward, jellyfish, txhais tau tias hiav txwv dib, Mrs. Puff, Patrick hauv luag - txhua tus neeg nyob ntawd, tag nrho lub nroog Bikini Qab, tag nrho lub nroog Manhattan - thiab nyob rau hauv txoj kev ntawd tag nrho lub zos ntawm tib neeg, cov kwv tij, cov muam, cov queer zej zog, cov txiv, niam, pog, pop-pops, thiab nans, outcasts, burnouts, nyuaj-neeg siv yeeb tshuaj los ntawm lub ntsej muag thiab lub suab thiab tsw ntawm nws, hnyav kev ruaj ntseg heev. attentive ntawm lub luag hauj lwm, ntau txoj kev hlub, snorkels, thiab straps.

cov SpongeBob Rave yog it.

“Koj puas tau npaj cov menyuam?” nug DJ. Lawv hais tias, "Aye aye Captain," lawv hais, cov menyuam hauv siab.

Fins thiab daim tawv nqaij, qhov txias tshaj plaws tawm los ntawm cua thiab nag - booming, qw, tawg, branding lawv cov nyob hauv tsev mus txog rau thaum kawg li neeg ceg tawv. Sweaty, drenched phooj ywg hais tias lawv zoo siab ua "h*gh thiab pi**ed" nyob rau hauv los nag.