Wine Gifts Hais Li Cas Koj Xav Li Cas

Rau cov grump, tus snark thiab sulky haus dej hauv koj lub neej.

Kuv tsis paub meej li cas los yog thaum twg wine snarkiness pib. Retro duab overlaid nrog coy hais txog kev haus dej haus tau nyob ib puag ncig txij li thaum ntxov 2000s, tom qab ntawd los ntawm txhua qhov chaw. qee daim ntawv nyob rau hauv uas irreverent haus yog ib tug ntau lub ntsiab, circulating Internet circa 2006. Xyoo tas los, ib zaj dab neeg hauv Wine Enthusiast cov ntawv xov xwm tau hais tias "cov txiv hmab txiv ntoo meme" muab qhov kev txav mus rau qee qhov raug cai. Urbandictionary, zaj dab neeg qhia, coined lo lus "niam txiv" nyob rau hauv 2015 - thiab nws tseem yuav muaj zog, raws li muaj pov thawj los ntawm Instagram account xws li @mommywinetime (267K followers) thiab @mom.whine.repeat (111K followers).

Kuv qhov kev tshawb fawb tau txhawb los ntawm kev tshuaj xyuas xa mus rau kuv, sau los ntawm Texas blogger uas zoo li yuav ua ib qho kev lig kev cai rau lub xyoo no ntawm kev pov tseg Texas tus neeg tshuaj xyuas rau Hugh Johnson's Pocket Wine Book (tag nrho nthuav tawm: uas yog kuv). Raws li kuv tau ua xyoo tas los, kuv tau tshuaj xyuas nws cov lus hais, sau tseg ntau qhov tsis raug, dov kuv ob lub qhov muag thiab muab tus pin ntev ntev rau hauv kuv tus menyuam roj hmab Voodoo thaum nws yws nws lub npe. Tsuas yog tso dag xwb.'

Tab sis nws ua rau kuv scan "Internets"Tshawb nrhiav qhov tshwm sim ntawm qhov kev coj cwj pwm no, kuv txoj kev xav nyob rau hauv txoj kab nrog Pete Wells classic, New York Times cov neeg thuam zaub mov paub txog. skewering Guy Fieri lub tsev noj mov thiab lub considerably ntau posh Per se (Qhov kev tshuaj xyuas tom kawg tsis ntau npaum li qub raws li Fieri: Texas blogger yuav nco ntsoov yuav ua li cas thiaj li ua tau zoo tshem tawm). Kuv "snarky wine" Google tshawb nrhiav coj kuv mus rau ob peb qhov chaw, xws li Lub Wine Snark, thiab feem ntau cia tus luav qhov tsis tshuaj xyuas, tab sis cov khoom lag luam cawv uas pab cov neeg haus cawv hais tias lawv xav li cas. Tsuas yog nyob rau hauv cov ntaub ntawv, koj paub, lawv tsis yog ib tug blowhard nrog ib tug blog.

Txij li thaum nws los txog rau lub sijhawm xyoo ntawd, qee tus ntawm koj yuav xav tau qee lub tswv yim zoo rau tus neeg haus cawv gnarly hauv koj lub neej. Yog li ntawm no yog kev ncig xyuas ceev ntawm yam koj yuav pom. Yog tias koj tab tom nrhiav ib yam dab tsi rau cov neeg rotten-txiv lws suav-pov hauv koj lub neej, ib pob ntawm cov thee yuav ua.

Wine Life: Phau Ntawv Xim Xim Tus Neeg Laus Snarky (paperback, 2017), los ntawm Papeterie Bleu, ib tug indie publisher ntawm muaj tswv yim coloring phau ntawv rau cov neeg laus. 74 paj;. $6.99.

Hauv cov hlab ntsha zoo sib xws, kuv pom Qhov no yuav yog Wine: Phau Ntawv Xim Mandala Rau Cov Neeg Laus Nyiam Wine, featuring 35 designs with large-print funny wine quotes. 74 paj;. $6.99.

#Winelife A Snarky Adult Coloring Book los ntawm Peb 3 Coloring Xovxwm hais tias nws yog "ib phau ntawv lom zem thiab so kom txaus siab rau kev ntxhov siab, ua yeeb yaj kiab thiab tsim kom muaj xim." Yog lawm, OK. 80 paj; $11.99.

Lub tsev thiab hearth yog qhov ntau ntawm qhov "sip tshwm sim" (raws li ntau tshaj ib yam khoom zoo nkauj lossis T-shirt tshaj tawm) - nyob rau hauv txhua yam ntawm glassware mus rau fridge hlau nplaum.

Los ntawm venerable Susquehanna Glass Company, "Alexa, Pour More Wine” ib 19-ounce stemmed wine iav yog $16.

"Kuv Yuav Tsum Nrog Cov Neeg Niaj Hnub No” 15-ounce stemless tumbler los ntawm Rebel Villa, zoo nkauj npaum li cas rau txhua tus (nqi n/a: tam sim no muag tawm).

Ntawm Zulily.com, Fred & Cov phooj ywg 'Wine Lines yog cov cim roj hmab / silicone uas qhwv ib ncig ntawm lub tais ntawm koj lub khob, txheeb xyuas nws ntawm ib tog neeg thaum tseem qhia rau cov neeg paub txog koj lub siab.

Sipping Qhov no nta khaub ncaws, khoom plig thiab ntau thiab ntau yam lom zem, hais tau (qee yam tsis tau tshaj tawm) tog coasters. $10 rau ib pob ntawm plaub.

Kraft-paper wine totes los ntawm Cov khoom zoo heev hais dab tsi hauv koj lub siab thiab tej zaum ntawm koj tus neeg tau txais. $7. Snarky Hapa muab ob peb yam zoo nkauj pricy totes ($ 30) nrog qee cov ntawv ntsim zoo nkauj. Ua los ntawm polyester, tus tsim khoom (tus kws kos duab?) tes-nias txhua lub hnab rau ib qho kev txiav txim nrog tus cwj mem tshwj xeeb uas tiv thaiv kev tawg thiab tev.

Canadian khoom plig tuam txhab Sacha thiab Co., muaj ib canvas niam txiv tote hnab (36 "wx 41" L) muag rau $25.50 (CAD). Thiab los ntawm qhov chaw, "Mus deb Kuv yog Introverting” 12-ounce insulated wine tumbler hauv tsib xim. ($22.95 PAB)

Cov neeg npaj tau nkag mus rau hauv qhov kev ua si, ib yam nkaus, nrog qhov no teeb ntawm 13 stylized stickers los ntawm Wine Diva ($ 3.40)

Pab Pawg Kho Mob Caw muab ib txheej ntawm cuaj iav retro fridge hlau nplaum rau "cov neeg txawj ntse hauv sarcasm." Txog ib nti txhua, xuas tes ua hauv Texas thiab txhawb nqa los ntawm cov hlau nplaum tsis tshua muaj zog hauv ntiaj teb; $16. Ntau yam lom zem dua li lwm yam khoom dhau los ua Texas cawv lom zem.