Txoj kev Hollywood tuaj yeem daws qhov teeb meem huab cua

Ib zaj dab neeg tsis ntev los no tau tshwm sim piav qhia txog kev pib ua haujlwm uas xav txo qis cov yeeb yaj kiab 'cov pa roj carbon hneev taw, thiab thaum kuv tag nrho rau lub tswv yim, kuv xav tias nws yuav tsum mus dhau tsuas yog muaj tib neeg caij tsheb ciav hlau mus rau kev ua koob tsheej zoo li Goya Awards nyuam qhuav tuav hauv Spain nrog zaub mov. uas muaj cov qis-carbon intensive nqaij qaib thiab ntses.

Hollywood tau ua tiav nws txoj haujlwm los qhia rau pej xeem txog kev sov siab thoob ntiaj teb, nrog ntau zaj yeeb yaj kiab uas cuam tshuam nrog cov tuam txhab roj phem rhuav tshem qee qhov lossis tag nrho lub ntiaj teb, tsis hais dab tsi ntawm Marvel's Thanos txhawb cov pej xeem tswj txawm tias nws tus kheej thiab Bond Villain Scaramanga sim. kom deprive lub ntiaj teb no ntawm hnub ci zog. Tom qab ntawd muaj qhov "Walking Dead" series uas nws cov cim tseem ceeb eschew cov tsheb siv roj rau, zoo, taug kev. Zero carbon, txawm hais tias cov nqaij rotting tej zaum yuav ua rau qee qhov tsis zoo ntawm tsev xog paj emissions.

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Ntawm qhov tod tes, ib qho ntawm cov duab tau zoo tshaj plaws rau lub caij ntuj sov no yog "Top Phom," uas tau ua rau ntau yam ntawm cov cim hnyav xws li F-18s thiab P-51s. (Lus xaiv tau hais tias qee cov tib neeg tau tshwm sim hauv cov yeeb yaj kiab ib yam nkaus.) Muab hais tias siv lub dav hlau tom qab hluav taws xob triples lub dav hlau siv roj, uas rau F-18 Hornet yog ib yam zoo li 1,000 nkas loos ib teev, yav tom ntej dogfights yuav tsum tau txwv. Qhov zoo tshaj plaws, kev txwv ceev ntawm 55 mph tuaj yeem pom, thiab tej zaum qhov txuas ntxiv tom ntej "Top Gun: Tsis yog Maverick" yuav muaj kev sib ntaus sib tua ntawm lub tsheb bumper.

Thiab thaum Westerns (qhov peb hu ua 'cowboy movies' rov qab rau hauv lub hnub nyoog tsaus ntuj) tsis tshua muaj kev siv roj av, cov hlau thiab cov ntaub ntawv sib xyaw ua ke rau hauv XNUMX-shooters yeej muaj zog heev. Lawv yuav tsum tau hloov nrog SuperShooter phom dej los yog, nyob rau hauv arid huab cua, Nerf phom. Auj, thiab nyuj yuav tsum tau hloov nrog emus thiab lwm yam tsiaj nyob hauv eco. Tsuas yog muaj cov neeg tawv tawv loj sim ua kom rustle emus yuav tsim nyog tus nqi ntawm emission.

Cov yeeb yaj kiab hais txog kev sib ntaus sib tua archaic feem ntau muaj kev ntxias cov yeeb ncuab mus rau thaj tsam roj-soaked hauv av uas yog tom qab ntawd ignited. Nyob rau hauv lub neej yav tom ntej, tag nrho cov no yuav tsum koom nrog cov nroj tsuag-raws li roj. Thiab es tsis txhob siv rab ntaj hlau siv zog, duelers tuaj yeem tuav cov noodles hauv pas dej. Cov yeeb yaj kiab Robin Hood tom ntej (thiab koj paub tias yuav muaj ib qho) yuav muaj nws cov neeg loj leeb cog ntoo los tawm tsam Tub Ceev Xwm ntawm Nottingham qhov kev cia siab rau lub suab nrov hauv nws lub tsev fuabtais.

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Cov duab ntawm cov zaub mov hauv cov yeeb yaj kiab yuav tsum tau hloov kom muaj kev cuam tshuam cov pa roj carbon tsawg. Thanksgiving noj hmo yuav tsum muaj cov zaub mov tseem ceeb, cov Irish yuav tsum noj pob kws-nqaij nyuj thiab chia, thiab cov cim nyob rau hauv cov dab neeg raws li Southwest yuav tsum forego burritos rau cov tub hluas (nyiam dua lub luag hauj lwm oysters). Xwb, lawv tuaj yeem pom tau noj Beano, tshuaj tiv thaiv roj, ua ntej noj mov.

Lub Fast thiab Furious franchise tuaj yeem rov pib dua, raws li Fast thiab Emissionless, muab lub sijhawm tso khoom rau Huffy lossis Schwinn tsheb kauj vab. Ib tug remake ntawm famed maus taus laib yeeb yaj duab The Wild One tuaj yeem rov qab siv Vespas, nyiam dua hluav taws xob, nrog cov neeg loj leeb swooping mus rau hauv lub nroog thiab monopolizing tag nrho cov tsheb them chaw nres tsheb nrog impunity.

Hauv Godfather 4, Don Corleone yuav yog tus tswv xeev ntawm California, ua rau cov neeg nyob hauv lub tsheb hluav taws xob muab lawv tsis tuaj yeem tsis kam-vim yog tsoomfwv txoj cai. Hloov chaw ntawm kev rhuav tshem lub tuam tsev cult, nyob rau hauv qhov rov tso tawm ntawm Conan tus Barbarian tuaj yeem ua tus cwj pwm coj tuaj yeem rov ua cov ntaub ntawv hauv tsev los muab cov rwb thaiv tsev rau cov tsev neeg tau nyiaj tsawg. Cov yeeb yaj kiab Iron Man tom ntej yuav tsum tau hloov npe hu ua Hemp Man, thaum Hulk tuaj yeem muaj kab ntawv tshiab, "Hulk tsoo pob txha roj nroj tsuag." Tsis txhob tawm ntawm DC ntug, Wonder Woman lub dav hlau tsis pom tuaj yeem tso siab rau biodiesel, Aquaman tuaj yeem nthuav tawm raws li tus neeg muaj zog tidal, thiab Batman's Batplane tuaj yeem hloov nrog Batglider.

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Cov Khoom Ua Si Zaj Dab Neeg 5 (lossis nws yog 6?) yuav ua rau Buzz Lightyear qw, "To Net Zero-thiab Tshaj!" Lego cov yeeb yaj kiab tam sim no yuav ua lub hnub qub ntoo thaiv thiab hauv Star Wars, Lub Hnub Qub Tuag yuav tsum tau siv lub hnub ci, uas yuav muaj txiaj ntsig ntxiv ntawm kev txwv nws kom rhuav tshem ib lub ntiaj teb txhua 687 xyoo. Ib zaj yeeb yaj kiab Jurassic Park tshiab tuaj yeem ua rau Sam O'Neill tus kws kho mob paleontologist yug me nyuam brachiosaurs muag lawv cov dung qhuav rau lub zog tsis muaj zog, thiab yav tom ntej Predator movies, dab yuav ib txwm tua cov neeg siv khoom siab (tab sis tsis yog cov neeg ua yeeb yam).

Thiab thaum kawg, cov yeeb yaj kiab ua yeeb yaj kiab yuav tsum tsis txhob muab cov dej haus loj loj thiab cov khoom noj poporn, tab sis cia peb fim nws, qhov ntawd yuav yog qhov tseeb tiag.