Kotaku Hu Elon Musk's 'Elden Ring' Tsim 'Dumb' Tab sis Nws Honestly xwb zoo

Tsis ntev los no, SpaceX thiab Tesla tus thawj coj Elon Musk tau nthuav tawm cov ntsiab lus ntawm nws Elden Ring tsim hauv Twitter.

Thaum Musk teb rau ib qho tweet txog 'Tsoom Ntoo Ntawm Lub Neej' mosaic los ntawm Hisham's Palace nrog 'Elden Ring vibes' lwm tus neeg siv Twitter teb

“Yuav ua li cas chav kawm ntawm Elden Ring koj ua si sir? Txaus siab rau koj txoj kev txawj ntse. Tawm tsam nrog mage. "

Musk teb tias:

"Int / Dex tsim, yog li feem ntau mage nrog qee qhov kev txawj ntse riam phom. Shield nyob rau sab laug tes, cov neeg ua hauj lwm nyob rau hauv txoj cai nrog rapier & claws ceev hloov.

"Hloov armor los ntawm hnyav mus rau nruab nrab rau ceev ceev yob lossis tank.

“Txiv talismans ncig ntau.

“Muaj ntau qhov me me hauv kab ua kom puas pawg yog qhov tseem ceeb.

“Summon!”

Qhov no yog ib qho nthuav tsim. Kuv lub ntsiab tsim nyob rau hauv Elden Ring thawj zaug tsom rau Int/Dex ib yam nkaus. Nws yog kev sib xyaw ua ke zoo, tso cai rau koj ua si nrog ob qho tib si khawv koob thiab riam phom nrawm dua.

Kuv kuj hloov cov cuab yeej nyob ntawm qhov xwm txheej uas kuv pom kuv tus kheej hauv (tab sis feem ntau yog tshem tawm ntawm cov cuab yeej hnyav vim kuv tsis tank nrog qhov tsim txhua) thiab txav talismans ncig ntau-dua, raws li dab tsi ntawm monsters lossis tus thawj coj kuv kuv tawm tsam.

Ob kab kawg kuj nthuav. Kuv xav tias "Muaj ntau qhov me me hauv kab rau pawg puas tsuaj" muaj qee yam ua rau cov xwm txheej cuam tshuam. Ntaus tus yeeb ncuab txaus lub sijhawm nrog riam phom raws ntshav thiab koj yuav ua rau cov ntshav poob.

Thiab "Summon!" yog tswv yim zoo. Koj xav tau 'Easy Mode' hauv Elden Ring? Hu rau! (Thiab ua si tus neeg siv khawv koob nrog ntau qhov ntev ntev thiab siv koj tus Ntsuj Plig Ashes thiab lwm yam.)

Kotaku hais tias Qhov no yog 'Dumb Tsim'

Tau kawg, vim peb txhua tus yuav tsum ntxub Elon Musk hauv video game journalism av, Kotaku tau sau ntev heev, txawv txawv heev "rebuttal" rau Musk tsim. Nws muaj ob lub ntsiab lus, tab sis ntau clickbaity ntawm ob nyeem:

"Elon Musk's Dumb Elden Ntiv Nplhaib Tsim Ua pov thawj tias tus billionaire tsis yog poj niam"

Maidenless, tau kawg, yog qhov siv rau White Mask Varré, thawj NPC koj ntsib hauv qhov kev ua si uas qhia rau koj tias "Hmoov tsis zoo rau koj, txawm li cas los xij, koj tsis yog nkauj xwb." Qhov no tau ua rau ntau cov xov xwm thiab memes thiab tso dag thiab cov neeg ua si coj nws tus kheej thiab tua nws, ploj mus ntawm nws tag nrho cov lus nug thiab qhov chaw ua liaj ua teb zoo tshaj plaws hauv txhua qhov kev ua si.

Kuv kuj xav tias peb yuav tsum tsis txhob siv lo lus ' ruam' vim nws tsis paub tab sis txawm li cas los xij. Cov kab lus no zoo nkauj heev rau ntau lwm yam laj thawj. Nws tus kws sau ntawv ua rau ntau cov lus nug tsis txaus ntseeg hauv daim ntawv no ntev heev. Piv txwv li:

"Musk muaj plaub riam phom uas tau nruab txhua lub sijhawm, uas tuaj yeem ua rau nws nyuaj rau nqa txhua yam mus rau nws lub zog siab tshaj plaws. Nqa txhua yam nyob ib puag ncig kuj ntxiv qhov hnyav uas tsis tsim nyog "

Qhov no yog. . . muaj tseeb mus txog rau qhov point. Tseeb, nws tuaj yeem ntxiv qhov hnyav thiab yog tias koj thauj khoom hnyav heev nws tuaj yeem ua teeb meem. Tab sis kuv feem ntau yob nrog daim ntaub thaiv npog thiab ib lub foob (uas koj siv los nrum Kev Ntseeg) ntawm kuv sab laug tes thiab ib tug neeg ua haujlwm thiab ob rab ntaj sib txawv ntawm kuv sab xis. Qhov ntawd yog tsib riam phom yog tias koj suav cov ntaub thaiv npog ua ib qho.

Tsis muaj ib qho no hnyav heev vim tias tam sim no kuv yog ib tus neeg ntseeg / int / dex tus cwj pwm, tab sis qhov no tso cai rau kuv pov ob qho kev ntseeg thiab Int spells ntawm ya, siv kuv daim ntaub thaiv thaum tsim nyog, thiab hloov ntawm ob qhov sib txawv melee riam phom nrog ob qhov sib txawv. kev txawj thaum kuv xav tau (thiab ntseeg kuv, muaj kev txawj sib txawv uas ua ntau yam - xws li cov nplaim taws, lub ntiajteb txawj nqus stomps lossis tawg ntawm lub zog ua khawv koob - tuaj yeem pab tau zoo heev!)

Vim tias kuv ib txwm hnav cov ris tsho hnav zoo heev thiab muaj ntau yam khoom siv Talismans, Kuv feem ntau yog ntawm Lub Teeb Hluav Taws Xob, lossis qee zaum Nruab Nrab. Txawm nrog tag nrho cov khoom siv no!

Nov yog kuv tus cwj pwm feem ntau ntawm lub sijhawm, txawm hais tias qee qhov kev sib ntaus kuv pawg ntawm cov cuab yeej hnyav dua yog tias kuv xav tau.

Qhov thib ob ntawm qhov kev sib cav no, uas tau lees tias nws yog "yooj yim coj txhua yam mus rau nws lub zog siab tshaj plaws" yog qhov tseeb tab sis tsuas yog nce mus txog ib qho. Muaj ntau yam nyuaj txog qhov kev ua si no, tab sis nws tsis yog uas nyuaj rau theem koj cov iav.

Kuv muaj ntau yam khoom nce mus txog qhov siab tshaj plaws lossis tsuas yog ib qho txaj muag ntawm max (nyuaj kom tau tag nrho koj cov riam phom uas koj nyiam mus txog +10 ua ntej koj mus rau NG + tab sis zoo nkauj yooj yim kom lawv mus rau +9). Ntau yam riam phom uas kuv nqa yog max-leveled lossis ze li ntawd, thiab qee zaum kuv ua si nrog cov uas tsis yog kev lom zem xwb. Hloov koj lub arsenal yog ib feem ntawm kev lom zem! Tsis tas li ntawd, kuv tau dhuav nrog cov khoom, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog tias nws muaj zog heev xws li Moonveil Katana uas kuv xav tias yog OP ntau dua li Rivers of Blood.

Shield-Shaming

Daim ntawv txuas ntxiv:

"Mage cov cim feem ntau tsis xav tau cov ntaub thaiv npog vim tias lawv torpedo spells los ntawm qhov chaw nyab xeeb, thiab kev hloov pauv ntawm riam phom ntawm lub zog tsis sib npaug yuav siv sij hawm thiab ua rau koj poob rau hauv kev sib ntaus sib tua."

Hais rau koj tus kheej! Kuv ib txwm dov nrog daim thaiv npog nrog qhov tsim no thiab kuv tsuas yog siv kuv cov ntawv sau ib nrab ntawm lub sijhawm. Kuv tsuas yog xis nyob ze thiab tus kheej hacking thiab slashing tam sim ntawd. Kuv xaiv spells thaum kuv xav tau thiab kuv tsiv mus nyob ze thaum kuv tsis.

Thiab kuv yuav ua siab ncaj. Kuv daim ntaub thaiv yog kuv daim pam kev nyab xeeb. Kuv yog ib tug ntau ntawm dodger, muaj tseeb, tab sis kuv nyiam nws ke. Kuv tsuas yog xav zoo dua thaum nws nyob ntawd, koj puas paub?

Qee lub sij hawm ib qho thaiv yog txoj hauv kev mus es tsis txhob dov. Ntxiv rau, muaj qhov lom zem kws kho tsheb hauv Elden Ring hu ua 'guard counter' uas cia koj ua pauj nrog kev tawm tsam tom qab thaiv nrog koj daim thaiv. Nws tuaj yeem pheej hmoo tiv thaiv qee tus neeg phem, tab sis nws tuaj yeem ua tau zoo rau lwm tus.

Txhob shield-shaming, Kotaku! Mages siv cov ntaub thaiv npog, ib yam nkaus, thiab nws tsis zoo los qhia lwm yam.

Muaj FromSoftware games uas cov ntaub thaiv npog tsis yog ib qho kev xaiv txhua-Bloodborne cov tsuas yog ntaub thaiv npog yog lus tso dag thiab Sekiro tsis muaj dab tsi hlo li—tab sis yog tias kuv nkag mus rau cov ntaub thaiv npog, kuv siv lawv tshwj tsis yog tias kuv yuav mus rau ob txhais tes tsim lossis dual-wielding tsim.

Nws yog qhov tsis txaus ntseeg sib npaug los qhia tias cov cim ua khawv koob rau pem hauv ntej tsuas yog sling spells los ntawm qhov deb. Ntau tus neeg siv khawv koob ua si melee ntau lub sijhawm thiab ntau cov cim melee pov hauv ob peb qhov kev sau ntawv. Ntxiv cov txuj ci-los yog Ntsuj Plig Ashes- txhais tau hais tias ntau riam phom melee tuaj yeem ua tau ob qho tib si! Thiab qee qhov kev sau ntawv yog nyob ze. Muaj ntau ntau yam hauv Elden Nplhaib. Cia peb puag txhua qhov tsim thiab txhua qhov kev ua si tsis yog sim ua kom tau cov ntsiab lus pheej yig nom tswv lossis txaj muag rau cov neeg ua si hauv txoj kev peb xav tias yog " ruam." Qhov ntawd yog hu ua rooj vag-kho, puas yog?

Kotaku daim mus ntawm no, yws tias nws qhov kev tsim yog qhov nyuaj heev thiab tag nrho cov ncej tsuas yog ib txoj hauv kev rov qab los thuam Musk thiab billionaires. sau loj. Thiab zoo, Kuv tsis tshua mob siab txog Musk lossis billionaires. Kuv tsuas yog xav tias tsab xov xwm no thiab tus cwj pwm nws ua piv txwv yog neeg ceg tawv.

Thiab yog, kuv paub tias kuv tabtom sau qhov no rau hauv Forbes nrog nws cov npe billionaire thiab tag nrho lwm tus tab sis Kuv tsis yog billionaire thiab kuv cov kev nom kev tswv feem ntau yog qhov koj yuav piav qhia raws li Bernie Sanders-esque kev ywj pheej kev ywj pheej nrog kev noj qab haus huv ntawm sab laug libertarianism-Kuv tsuas yog xav tias kev txhaj tshuaj pheej yig yog kev txhaj tshuaj pheej yig thiab lawv yuav zoo dua tsawg kawg yog funny-uas tsab xov xwm no tsis yog-thiab raug, uas yog kom meej meej tsis yog li ntawd.

Tom qab ntawd dua thaum koj nyob nraum khi Bloodborne rau Roe v Wade, noj khawb ntawm Elon Musk los ntawm txoj kev Elden Ring zoo li zoo nkauj par rau chav kawm.

Elden Ring yog zoo. Mus ua si.