Tus Tshiab Tsawg Txawm Rau Qhov Hluav Taws Xob Hluav Taws Xob

Ntshai Tus Tuag Taug Kev yog ib qho ntawm cov qhia tau hais tias kuv txuas ntxiv saib txawm tias kuv qhov kev txiav txim zoo dua rau ib qho laj thawj thiab ib qho laj thawj nkaus xwb: Koj, cov neeg nyeem.

Ntau tus ntawm koj, zoo li kuv, tau daig nrog Txoj kev tuag thiab nws cov spinoffs vim yog sunk nqi. Peb tau saib cov yeeb yam no ntev heev, peb xav tias txawv txav ntawm lawv tam sim no. Peb saib Ntshai Tus Tuag Taug Kev txawm tias tam sim no peb yuav tsum tau saib scenes qhov kev tshoov siab acoustic guitar suab paj nruag plays tiag tiag dopey hnia scenes.

Kev hnia hauv nqe lus nug-nruab nrab ntawm tus cwj pwm tshiab Ali thiab tus qub qub tub rog Charlie-ua rau kuv xav tsis thoob me ntsis. Ali ua si los ntawm Ashton Arbab, tus neeg ua yeeb yam muaj hnub nyoog kaum cuaj xyoo, thiab nws tus cwj pwm tau nthuav tawm tias nws laus dua Charlie hauv qhov yeeb yam. Nws zoo li muaj hnub nyoog 19 xyoo.

Charlie, lub sijhawm no, qhia txhua tus neeg tias nws "tig 13 lub lim tiam no" uas txhais tau tias nws zoo li… tseem kaum ob? Tab sis tag nrho cov ntu tau teeb tsa los ua kev sib hlub sib hlub ntawm ob tus uas, ntawm chav kawm, xaus rau hauv kev xwm txheej thaum Ali raug pov los ntawm tus pej thuam ru tsev (vim txoj cai tshiab hauv FTWD yog tias txhua tus neeg ua yeeb yam tshiab yuav tsum raug tua los ntawm qhov kawg. lub sijhawm tam sim no).

Txawm li cas los xij, peb tau txais ib qho kev sib hlub heev, txaus ntshai heev ntawm ib tug 19 xyoo thiab ib tug hluas nkauj uas nyuam qhuav muaj 13. Nws tseem tuag ntawm hluav taws xob lom thiab nws yog nws lub hnub yug.

Qhov ntawd yog. . . lub hnub nyoog txawv txawv, txawm tias Alexa Nisenson, uas ua si Charlie, muaj ze li 16 xyoo hauv lub neej tiag tiag.

Nws yuav luag txawv txawv li Charlie tau txais hluav taws xob loj heev, ua li cas, hauv ib ntu no, tsuas yog taug kev los ntawm lub tsev uas Ali kuj tau taug kev, thiab pom tau tias tag nrho nws cov neeg cawm siav?

Nws zoo nkaus li Charlie yuav tuag los ntawm hluav taws xob lom tam sim no, tom qab tag nrho lub sijhawm no. Qhov no yog ib tug ntxhais uas muaj sia nyob nuclear blasts, traipsed tag nrho ib ncig ntawm nuclear-blasted Texas, thiab yog tam sim no tag nrho ntawm tam sim ntawd nthuav tawm rau hluav taws xob nws tsuas yog ib tug goner.

Qhov yeeb yam no txaus ntshai.

Koj tsis tsim kom muaj kev sib txuas lus romantic hauv ib ntu ntawm tus tshiab thiab tus cwj pwm tsim. Koj yuav tsum cia tej yam no txhim kho lub sijhawm. Kuv tab tom xav txog qhov no thiab tom qab ntawd, thaum nws yaum kom nws tua lub beacon rau nws—ib txoj haujlwm uas Morgan xa nws mus. vim li cas—Kuv jotted daim ntawv no cia:

OH. Charlie thiab lwm yam tsuas yog gaming qhov system. Nws yog ib txoj haujlwm con. Teeb tsa tawm tsam tus cwj pwm tshiab tag nrho. Uas yuav luag li phem. Los yog…tos nws tsis yog con-Charlie tiag no mob? Nws zoo li zoo tab sis nws yog mam li nco dheev mob hnyav thiab nws tsis yog ib tug con nws teem rau lub rau hli ntuj?

Kuv ntxub tag nrho cov cim no nrog lub siab kub hnyiab. Vim li cas peb txhawj xeeb me ntsis nrog txoj hmoo ntawm Charlie-aka tus Nick killer? Vim li cas Strand mam li nco dheev qhov no ua tau zoo heev tseem ntxub cov neeg phem uas pov cov neeg tawm ntawm lub ru tsev ntawm nws cov pej thuam? Vim li cas tib neeg mam li hu nws Victor txhua lub sijhawm?

Nov yog cov ntawv sau ntxiv uas kuv tau sau thaum kuv tau saib qhov ntu no (Kuv feem ntau tsis sau ntawv hauv cov yeeb yam tab sis kuv tsuas yog yuav tsum khaws thiab / lossis nyob twj ywm nrog ntshai).

Kuv FTWD Notes

Ncaim npauj npaim.

Charlie xav mus rau hauv lub pej thuam. Nws yuav muaj 13 xyoos, tab sis nws zoo li tsawg kawg yog hnub nyoog li tus neeg ua yeeb yam Alexa Nisenson uas yuav luag 16 xyoo.

Txhua tus hais tias 'Victor' tsis yog Strand. Vim li cas?

Garcia dhia?

Qhov kev sib tham no phem heev. "Tsis muaj lwm tus kws tshawb fawb muaj nws cov txuj ci."

"Dab tsi yog cov txuj ci no?"

"Nws tuaj yeem nkag mus rau hauv thiab tawm ntawm qhov chaw uas tsis pom."

Kuv ntxub tag nrho cov cim no. Tus txiv neej tshiab, Ali, yeej yuav tuag ua ntej qhov ntu no dhau mus.

Tam sim no Ali txhawj xeeb tias nws yuav tuag mus rau kev tshawb nrhiav, tab sis lub sijhawm ua ntej nws xav dhau los ua ib tus tub ceev xwm. Okay.

Vim li cas lawv pheej qhia cov cim tshiab? "Qhov ntawd yog qhov cais cov kab ntsig ntawm cov npauj npaim." Aw vey.

Nyob rau hauv lub bowling txoj kev, feem ntau ntawm txoj kab muaj cov pins tag nrho cov teeb tsa tseem. Tau kawg tus caij nyoog Ali thiab Charlie tuaj txog, cov neeg phem tshwm sim. Texas yog me me.

Vim li cas nws xav tsis thoob tias nws tsis tau bowled ua ntej? Nws yog "kaum" yog li feem ntau ntawm nws lub neej tau nyob rau hauv lub apocalypse.

Charlie paub leej twg Muhammad Ali? Riiight.

Ali dag cov neeg uas ntes nws uas, txawm tias muaj phom, yog tam sim ntawd devoured los ntawm zombies. Ali yuav luag devoured los ntawm ib tug zombie tab sis Charlie cawm nws.

Raws li koj tuaj yeem pom, kuv tau taug qab ntawm daim ntawv sau. Tab sis qhov me ntsis tom ntej no yog thaum Ali pom tias Charlie tau raug xa mus rau lub hom phiaj los ntawm Morgan thiab tom qab ntawd ntxiab nws hauv lub elevator kom noj zombies los yog tshaib plab kom tuag (lawv tau ua lub luag haujlwm los nrhiav qhov chaw of elevator los kho lub elevator. ntawm tus pej thuam, qhov muag-yob qhov muag-yob qhov muag-yob).

Tab sis tom qab ntawd, inexplicably, nws muaj lub siab hloov. Xws li kev hloov pauv loj ntawm lub siab uas nws cawm nws thiab tom qab ntawd, txawm tias nws yog tag nrho jerk rau nws tom qab nws cawm nws txoj sia, lawv poob rau hauv kev hlub. Oh swoon ntawm swoons! Ces nws ntog vim RADIATION BAD. Nws tsis hnav nws DIY FALLOUT MASK.

Tom qab ntawd nws sawv hauv tus pej thuam thiab Ali, qab zib maj Ali, teeb tsa tag nrho Strand's butterflies xoob ua khoom plig rau nws. Thiab tom qab ntawd lawv seev cev txawm tias lub sijhawm ua ntej nws qaug zog dhau mus. Thiab lawv hnia (tag nrho, nws yog nws hnub yug 13 xyoos thiab nws muaj 19 xyoos!) thiab luag, thiab seev cev thiab luag. Cheesy txaus ntshai music plays.

Qhov no puas yog kev ua yeeb yam zombie? Lub ntuj raug txim no yog dab tsi? Kev tu siab zoo kuv xav siv cov lus cog lus hauv qhov kev tshuaj xyuas no tab sis nws tsis yog kuv substack thiab kuv yuav tsum tuav ib theem ntawm professionalism ntawm no. Tej zaum kuv yuav pib sau cov ntsiab lus-laden versions ntawm cov kev tshuaj xyuas no ntawm diabolical.

Kuv yeej yog Joe Pesci hauv tsev Nyob ib leeg tam sim no hauv kuv lub taub hau.

Txawm li cas los xij, Ali tam sim no tau ntaus nrog Charlie (tej zaum vim nws tau qhia nws yuav ua li cas lub tais los yog ib yam dab tsi?) tias nws yav dhau los loyalty thiab xav ua ib tug ntawm Strand's rangers mus ncaj tawm lub qhov rais. Nws tawm mus tua lub beacon rau nws tam sim ntawd thiab, tau kawg, Strand's goons nyob ntawd tos vim tias lawv, uh, paub tag nrho tias kev tua lub teeb ntawm lub ru tsev yog nws txoj kev npaj lossis ib yam dab tsi.

Goon hauv lub tsom iav—tus thawj coj Goon—Kuv tsis quav ntsej ib qho me me uas nws lub npe yog—hais tias “Aha! Tam sim no peb paub tias nws tau ua dab tsi! Thiab koj yog ib feem ntawm nws koj phem, phem, tus me tub tsis zoo!”

"Tuag, fiend!" Ali shrieks thaum nws tawm tsam Thawj Tswj Hwm Goon. Lwm tus goons xav tua nws tab sis Chief Goon ua rau lawv sawv. "Tuag kuv hais!" Ali yarbles dua, thwacking ntawm nws zoo li Will Smith ntawm Oscars.

Yog li Chief Goon pov nws tawm ntawm lub ru tsev, uas ua rau Charlie . . . chim siab heev. Kuv xav tias nws tsis yog nyob rau hauv nws. Nws npau taws - thiab Lub Rau Hli kuj npau taws heev - thiab tus qub John Dorie Hloov Yawg yog, uh, ua txuj ua tus thawj coj Goon sab kom nws tuaj yeem ua rau nws tus kheej nrog Strand.

Ua siab ncaj, cov poj niam thiab cov txiv neej, lawv nyuam qhuav tshaj tawm ib ntu ntawm TV uas tus neeg muaj hnub nyoog 19 xyoo tag nrho cov tshiab tau muaj kev sib hlub nrog tus tub hluas hnub nyoog 13 xyoo xwb. Lawv tuaj yeem ua rau nws muaj 16 xyoo. Lawv tuaj yeem tso tseg tsis hais nws lub hnub nyoog. Hloov chaw lawv muab qhov creepy crap nyob rau hauv thiab kuv xav tias hais tias tsuas yog hais txog txhua yam koj yuav tsum paub txog qhov yeeb yam no thiab nws cov txuj ci tsis muaj peev xwm, ua kom puas tsuaj ntawm cov yeeb yam. AMC vim li cas koj tseem ntiav cov neeg tso dag no? Koj tsis txaj muag? Puas yog koj tsis txaj muag?

Vim txhua leej txhua tus koom nrog Ntshai Tus Taug Kev Tuag, los ntawm cov thawj coj uas tau nyiaj txiag rau cov thawj coj thiab cov kws sau ntawv, mus rau cov cam khwb cia, thiab yeej rau cov neeg tsim khoom, yuav tsum txaj muag heev los ntawm tam sim no. Yog tias koj tsis tau ua ntej, nrog rau tag nrho cov contrivances thiab tsis txaus ntseeg qhov chaw thiab npias balloons thiab ethanol tsheb, muaj tseeb teeb tsa no sib sib zog nqus screwed li romance yuav tsum ua kom yuam kev.

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